DOPE ROPE | MAUI MANGO - GUMMIES | 200MG

THE LEGEND OF MAUI MANGO

As told by Gummy DeMarco, Snack Icon / Mango Magnet / Unofficial Mayor of Flavortown

So there I was. Shirtless. Emotionally and literally. Floating on an inflatable pineapple somewhere off the coast of maybe Hawaii . . . jury’s still out. I had one sock, two questions, and zero snacks. That's when it hit me.

Not an idea.

A mango.

A feral mango.

Launched from a tree by what I can only assume was a very angry monkey with impeccable aim and deep-rooted emotional issues.

Anyway, I took a bite. The world slowed down. A ukulele started playing somewhere in the distance. A man with no shirt and way too much confidence whispered, “Bro… infuse that.”

And I did.

I flew home on a flamingo floatie named Keith and immediately told the Dope Rope team, “Cancel everything. We’re making mango magic.”

What you hold now is Maui Mango: ?? A 200mg edible rope infused with sunshine, good decisions, and the kind of flavor that makes your mouth text you “thank you.”

Snack Bold. Mango Hard. Rope Accordingly.

Snack Bless, – Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Mango Midwife / Island Vibe Enthusiast

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