?? The Strawberry Smash Affair – As Told by Gummy DeMarco
Gummy DeMarco discovered Strawberry Smash in Holland, Michigan, during what was supposed to be a wholesome tulip festival stroll. Somewhere between the funnel cake stand and a questionable kissing booth, he locked eyes with a vendor selling strawberries so red they looked Photoshopped. One taste and the berry didn’t just hit . . . it lingered, teased, and straight-up flirted with his soul. Three bites later, he’d disappeared behind the booth for “research,” emerging hours later with sticky fingers, a guilty smile, and the first 200mg rope of strawberry-charged seduction.
?? Tastes like: Juicy, ripe strawberry making slow eye contact while your taste buds forget how to breathe—smooth, bold, and just naughty enough to be dangerous.
Shopping at
15530 11 Mile Rd
Ceresco, MI 49033